May 2013
Official Dress Code For All Females In Public...
smilingemoticon:
all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you...
distress:
jinn0uchi:
dendropsyche:
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
i want it
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dovne:
gamegrumpsmoments:
Requested...
supremesaltine:
live footage from ouran academy
I managed to get my McD’s pants button by laying down and writhing around.
But then I stood up.
OH LOORRRRDDDY NOOOO
BLARGH
My email got phished and sent this stupid link thing out to like, everyone in my contacts, including PROFESSORSSSSSSS
I have to fix this…
monochrainbow:
mnastynastynasty:
oh my gosh i can’t get over this
he’s downspiraling so fast it’s like they finally flushed the toilet
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstruation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
snorlaxatives:
THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED THIS FUCKER
3 MOVIES LATER AND THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED HIM
laugh-addict:
do you ever get that feeling when you remember really bad memories and you just
dnlhern:
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
None of the pants McDonald’s could offer me fit.
:(
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In which Wario "lovingly" parodies... →
Get the official details on Game & Wario for Wii U, straight from Nintendo.
This is freaking hilarious — Mr. Martinet’s voice work never fails to entertain.
GO LIKE/TWEET THIS SO I CAN GET THAT RINGTONE
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
Super Mario… 69
antst00fs:
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
just drink it
bumblebed:
pokemon mystery dungeon more like
HOARDERS: the game
