The awkward moment when
You show up at a friend’s house for a party a day early because you can’t read a fucking calendar. And then, when you come back home, you discover that, because she assumed that you wouldn’t be home for dinner, your mom took your brother out to dinner.
Me: Man, midnight, already? Time for sleep!
Brain: Sup, brah?
Me: oh, hey, brain; ready for sleep?
Brain: sounds like a plan, brah.
Me: okay, shutting my eyes now
Brain: oh yeah... Don't you have problems? Can we think about those for a sec?
Me: I guess I'm not sleeping tonight...
The episode of American Dad! with Cee Lo Green as a psychopathic hot tub is possibly the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. Especially Cee Lo’s live-action “Oh, damn!” But I’m still scared of being submerged in water. :-/
sherlockandjohnwatson: “oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”
I like this song, too. :)
This is random, I know...
But I get real mad when I see goldfish in bowls/goldfish bowls for sale. A goldfish is a carp. Carp aren’t very efficient fish. Hardy, yes. Efficient? No. Carp are a type of fish with insides that aren’t very streamlined or cost-effective. That is, for what they eat (kind of a lot,) they put out a lot of waste material. You know how much? In order for a goldfish (a relatively small...
New favorite song, bitchesss~ Seriously, I love...
It's too hot for coffee
But I have no reserve of coffee in the fridge, so if I put hot coffee in a cup of ice, it’ll turn to nasty-ass-coffee-water-what-is-this-i-don’t-even. Hot coffee it is, then.
Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual,...
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
Voglio scrivire i miei posts in Italiano perché altre persone forse non capiscono. Sono allegra perché persone dicono sono buffa. Sono allegra che posso causare altre persone ridere, ma qualche volta penso che causa persone mi vedere come buffa, ma sola che. Io preferisco che persone mi vedere come una persona che è fedele, intelligente, gentile, e buffa dopo tutti questi.
My room’s pretty hot, but if I turn my window fan on, it’s loud as shit and I won’t be able to sleep.
The awkward moment
When you sit in a summer college class thinking “Well, I don’t know anyone here,” and then someone you hate from high school comes in.
kiango: um yeah sure ok here we go —long fucking post warning gg— Read More Aaaaaaand exactly on-point.
This whole summer so far, me asking my friends to go out and do stuff has been like, well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uvm5jt82j4 I mean, since I got home, I haven’t really been outside my house except to go to class. But today… I got asked to go to the movies. By a different group of friends. Who I haven’t seen in forever. And love oh, so very much. It was so fun. SO....
Season 2 won't come out until 2013.
avatar-dealwithit: formerequalistsonem: darkgamergoggles: masterbeifongtenzin: WHAT?! THIS IS THE WORK OF SATAN That’s only like 6 months away, at least, Between season 2 and season 3 of the last airbender we had to wait nearly a year. no..NO! YOU LIE! ;A; *vomit*
Just got asked to go to the movies
For the first time this summer. Frieeeeeeennnnndssss~
Okay, Tahnorra/Tahorra, new gameplan
Season 2: » Korra gives Tahno back his bending. » Tahno is eternally grateful and realizes his love for Korra. » Tahno creeps around Air Temple Island and confronts Korra about his feels and is all suave and the Tahno we love » Mako is not amused. He challenges Tahno to a who-is-right-for-Korra-off. » Tahno wins. » There is no villain in season 2. Just feels. I...
Everything. Everything was perfect.
Except for Mako. Fuck you, Mako.
Oh. What. I CAN’T
I’m sorry, man. I cried a little.
They let a Bitchin’ Kitchen commercial slip through to Nick! (At least over here.)